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  • CYDE Identifies As:
  • Gender: Male, Agender
  • Orientation:Straight
  • STATS Height: 6'03"
  • Weight: 270 lbs
  • Age: 38 years old.
  • LOCATION Homewood, AL, USA
  • Last time online More than 3 months
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Curriculum Vitae

Curriculum Vitae - Cover Sheet...? Welcome to Dreamland. A program dedicated to an examination of areas of the human experience not easily nor neatly... put in a box! Things seen at the edge of vision, awakening a part of the mind as yet not mapped and yet things every bit as real as the air we breathe, but don't see. This is Dreamland.

The cat in the photo is geriatric. I'm holding her by her scruff, wrapped in the towel in preparation to administer medication without being clawed to pieces in the process, not to be cruel.

I'm a nerd. As such, I prefer women who are at least relatively nerdy as well.

As my avatar suggests, I can generally be seen in a film noir setting, carrying a laptop computer and wearing a straw boater. I always wear a straw boater. In fact, there's never a moment when I'm NOT wearing a straw boater. Even in the shower.

I'm not a particularly sociable person; I don't like to go to the club or to parties or hang out with a lot of people. I prefer smaller, more intimate social gatherings.

I very rarely drink and when I do, I never drink to excess. I do not use any sort of drugs. This is not out of any sort of high-minded moral principle but rather a personal preference.

I am a smoker, though I would like to quit. I drink coffee, though I generally brew my own, so I don't spend a lot of time in coffehouses... and I generally prefer it that way.

Though I am politically liberal, I would not be averse to dating a conservative woman. To tell the truth, I don't talk about politics much under any circumstances.

I'm a cynic and a pragmatist. If I rain on your parade, rest assured that it isn't intentional or out of any sense of malice. It's simply the way I'm wired.

The expression claiming that the use of profanity exhibits a lack of vocabulary is provably ----ing untrue.

While I make the occasional self-effacing joke, my sense of humor tends more toward banter and the absurd.

About Me  (My Interests / Hobbies / Groups)

Hobbies & Interests
writing, internet, robotics, killing zombies, television, manga, video games, computers, music, weather, reading
Body Type
large, overweight
drama, sci-fi, action
Eye Color
Hair Color
single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
some college
Computer related / Hardware
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
Do you drink?
I currently live
in a van down by the river, with pets
Socially, I am
shy at first, but warm up quickly, comic relief, flirt, a couch potato, home body, anti-social, loner, better in small groups
Political Views
democrat, liberal, socialist
Food Related
Fine Dining, Junk Food Junkie, Chinese, Indian, Omnivore, Chocoholic, Soul Food, Comfort, Italian, BRAINS!!!, Fast Food, Japanese, Carnivore
lover, clown, type a, intellectual, nerd, coffeeholic, introvert, romantic, liberal, total slacker, flirt, loner, geek
Religious Views
let's see, how should I answer this (wink, wink), prescription only
I'm looking for
soulmate, dating, the yin to my yang, miss right, relationship, romance, conversation
My Sign
cancer : june 21-july 22
Cat, Dog, Targ
Agender, Male
Classical, R and B, Death Metal, Metal, Rock, Folk, Motown, Alternative Rock, Hard Rock, Post Rock, Chamber, Heavy Metal, Progressive Rock
Hair Style
short hair
Fitness & Sports
basketball, armchair quarterback, football (U.S.)

Computers ; Anime ; Internet ; Role Playing Games ; Reading ; More of a Nerd than a Geek ; Nerd ; Geek ; Firefox

About My Match  (What I'm looking for)

Their Body Type
thick, average, pleasantly plump, voluptuous, fat and proud, fit, slender, a few extra pounds, large, slim, athletic, overweight
bisexual, straight
Their Ethnicity
Klingon, Vulcan
single - never married
Have Kids
no - do not want kids, no - maybe with the right person, no - definitely want them though
Do they smoke?
electronic cigarettes, only when I drink, for medicinal purposes, pipe, cigarettes, chain smoker, hookah, clove cigarettes, 420, like a chimney, socially, daily, no - open to dating smokers though, ceremonial smoking
Do they drink?
beer, wine, socially, no, teetotaller, only blood
Political Views
democrat, independent, not interested in politics, liberal, progressive, libertarian, socialist, ndp - the new democratic party (canada)
loner, flirt, professional, introvert, activist, thrifty, lover, frugal, punk, coffeeholic, total slacker, nerd, fun loving, redneck, jock, extrovert, tree hugger, pirate, geek, liberal, fashionista, type a, preppy, intellectual, romantic
Religious Views
Islam, Not Religious, Christian, Scientology, Jehovah's Witness, Agnostic, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Deist, Wiccan, Jewish, Atheist, Pagan, Latter-day Saints, Buddhist, Pantheist, Hindu, Muslim, Catholic
never, prescription only, does coffee count?

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