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  • CYDE Identifies As:
  • Gender: Male, Agender
  • Orientation:Straight
  • STATS Height: 6'03"
  • Weight: 270 lbs
  • Age: 37 years old.
  • LOCATION Homewood, AL, USA
  • Last time online It's been a while
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Curriculum Vitae

Curriculum Vitae - Cover Sheet...? Welcome to Dreamland. A program dedicated to an examination of areas of the human experience not easily nor neatly... put in a box! Things seen at the edge of vision, awakening a part of the mind as yet not mapped and yet things every bit as real as the air we breathe, but don't see. This is Dreamland.

The cat in the photo is geriatric. I'm holding her by her scruff, wrapped in the towel in preparation to administer medication without being clawed to pieces in the process, not to be cruel.

I'm a nerd. As such, I prefer women who are at least relatively nerdy as well.

As my avatar suggests, I can generally be seen in a film noir setting, carrying a laptop computer and wearing a straw boater. I always wear a straw boater. In fact, there's never a moment when I'm NOT wearing a straw boater. Even in the shower.

I'm not a particularly sociable person; I don't like to go to the club or to parties or hang out with a lot of people. I prefer smaller, more intimate social gatherings.

I very rarely drink and when I do, I never drink to excess. I do not use any sort of drugs. This is not out of any sort of high-minded moral principle but rather a personal preference.

I am a smoker, though I would like to quit. I drink coffee, though I generally brew my own, so I don't spend a lot of time in coffehouses... and I generally prefer it that way.

Though I am politically liberal, I would not be averse to dating a conservative woman. To tell the truth, I don't talk about politics much under any circumstances.

I'm a cynic and a pragmatist. If I rain on your parade, rest assured that it isn't intentional or out of any sense of malice. It's simply the way I'm wired.

The expression claiming that the use of profanity exhibits a lack of vocabulary is provably ----ing untrue.

While I make the occasional self-effacing joke, my sense of humor tends more toward banter and the absurd.

About Me  (My Interests / Hobbies / Groups)

Hobbies & Interests
television, manga, video games, computers, music, weather, reading, writing, internet, robotics, killing zombies
Body Type
overweight, large
action, drama, sci-fi
Eye Color
Hair Color
single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
some college
Computer related / Hardware
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
Do you drink?
I currently live
in a van down by the river, with pets
Socially, I am
flirt, a couch potato, home body, anti-social, loner, better in small groups, shy at first, but warm up quickly, comic relief
Political Views
socialist, democrat, liberal
Food Related
Chocoholic, Soul Food, Comfort, Italian, BRAINS!!!, Fast Food, Japanese, Carnivore, Fine Dining, Junk Food Junkie, Chinese, Indian, Omnivore
introvert, romantic, liberal, total slacker, flirt, loner, geek, lover, clown, type a, intellectual, nerd, coffeeholic
Religious Views
prescription only, let's see, how should I answer this (wink, wink)
I'm looking for
miss right, relationship, romance, conversation, soulmate, dating, the yin to my yang
My Sign
cancer : june 21-july 22
Dog, Targ, Cat
Agender, Male
Rock, Folk, Motown, Alternative Rock, Hard Rock, Post Rock, Chamber, Heavy Metal, Progressive Rock, Classical, R and B, Death Metal, Metal
Hair Style
short hair
Fitness & Sports
football (U.S.), basketball, armchair quarterback

Nerd ; More of a Nerd than a Geek ; Anime ; Computers ; Firefox ; Internet ; Reading ; Role Playing Games

About My Match  (What I'm looking for)

Their Body Type
fit, slender, a few extra pounds, large, slim, athletic, overweight, thick, average, pleasantly plump, voluptuous, fat and proud
bisexual, straight
Their Ethnicity
Klingon, Vulcan
single - never married
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though, no - do not want kids, no - maybe with the right person
Do they smoke?
hookah, clove cigarettes, 420, like a chimney, socially, daily, no - open to dating smokers though, ceremonial smoking, electronic cigarettes, only when I drink, for medicinal purposes, pipe, cigarettes, chain smoker
Do they drink?
no, teetotaller, only blood, beer, wine, socially
Political Views
liberal, progressive, libertarian, socialist, ndp - the new democratic party (canada), democrat, independent, not interested in politics
nerd, fun loving, redneck, jock, extrovert, tree hugger, pirate, geek, liberal, fashionista, type a, preppy, intellectual, romantic, loner, flirt, professional, introvert, activist, thrifty, lover, frugal, punk, coffeeholic, total slacker
Religious Views
Jewish, Atheist, Pagan, Latter-day Saints, Buddhist, Pantheist, Hindu, Muslim, Catholic, Islam, Not Religious, Christian, Scientology, Jehovah's Witness, Agnostic, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Deist, Wiccan
does coffee count?, never, prescription only

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