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dairym
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Okay. So apparently, there's like, this definition of technosexual that's like, people who go crazy over technology. I've been using the term "technosexual" for years for... a different meaning.
For some reason, wires crossed, something went wrong, whatever you want to call it, in my body, and now my body responds to one thing and one thing online... The game I play (Dofus, www.dofus.com). Every game I've ever played, it corresponded to that.
I don't give a damn about your height, weight, income, ----- size, whatever. The only number I care about is your level. Having a high-level badass defend me when I get aggressed by s---ty people in-game, my toes curl and my thighs tense!
You start talking about your leveling plan and what equipment you're making for you characters? My breath catches and my chest rises and falls rapidly.
You tell me about how you just finished your six-pick workout plan, you just won the football game, you just saved ten babies from a burning building, you send me a photo of yourself staring intensely at the camera, hair tipped by dewdrops of sweat... I yawn, scratch my butt, and go back to leveling. Doesn't do a thing for me.
So, there seems to be a direct line between my lady bits and gaming.
Anyone else know what I mean?
Myriad
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rexeasly
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`I know what you mean, it is always awesome to play a FPS with some girl who can hold their own.
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metalnerd
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`Damn, if you were listening to my passionate pseudo-lecture on the ultimate level 49 PvP character on WoW, an Enhancement Shaman, and all the planning and research I put into it back when I still played WoW...
Though by now I'm sure patches have nerfed it because it was too overpowered in it's perfection. Hell, I was too overpowered at 46 with only a few pieces of that gear. I mean really, a level 46 should never 1-shot a level 49, not even if it was a mage. And they weren't Mages
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bamni
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`I dont know but do technosexualls love machines cos u can get married to an object if u want but then again my dog loves me so i wont cheat on him
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oldskoolpunk6
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`-searches for the line-
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