Acthulhucaller, 40

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Something Need Doing? I've never been to the Statue of Liberty, but the only reason I would want to go is to carry a boombox blaring, "Higher and Higher" while carrying a cardboard cutout of a certain green, gluttonous ghost.

Been gaming since:
*a gold cartridge you still had to blow in to have it play again was amazing
*dysentery ruined my trip to the west
*gameboy was the greatest invention ever (still is)
*Nintendo was the only console around

I read a whole lot of everything, in any medium. I also write a lot, too. Ask, I'm an open book.

I'm pretty social despite the stereotype that nerds are introverts and shy. I'm terrible at funerals but awesome at weddings. At the former, I always open my dumb mouth and say the wrong thing because people are sad, and I like having people smile and laugh. Now I just Lurch it (the butler for a certain gothic family).

I talk a lot except at funerals, where I Lurch it.

I grew up with Saturday morning cartoons (Voltron, Thundercats, and He-man), Snick (Are You Afraid of the Dark), Goosebumps, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, and all kinds of other amazing sort of somethings that made the 80s great. I have a great story about how I started liking horror (it is pretty ridiculous, more so than how often I use parentheticals).

Hoping the new Star Wars movie is good.
Missing Trek on tv.
Daredevil rivals The Wire and Breaking Bad in excellence.
Ghibli cannot make a bad film.
Mushi-shi is the only manga I have read, and it is my happy-go-to book when I am feeling somber.
Cowboy Bebop is perfect.

I could keep going, but I will leave some mystery.
About Me
Gender Male
Orientation Straight
Height 5'11"
Weight 270 lbs
Hobbies & Interests writing, video games, television, sports, science, board games, chess, comic books, computers, internet, reading, killing zombies, movies, music, nature
Body Type large
Movies indie, horror, fantasy, drama, comedy, classics, animation, action, sci-fi, westerns
Orientation straight
Eye Color brown
Hair Color blond
Ethnicity Caucasian
Relationship single
Have Kids no - definitely want them though
Education Level Master's Degree
Profession Education / Academic Research, Journalist / Writer
Do you smoke? no - will not date a smoker
Do you drink? socially
I currently live with roommate(s), in a van down by the river
Socially, I am comic relief, better in small groups
Political Views liberal
Food Related BRAINS!!!, Soylent Green
Personality liberal, intellectual, geek, fun loving, artistic
Individuality goatee, artist
Religious Views Atheist
I'm looking for dating, the yin to my yang, miss right, relationship, romance, soulmate
My Sign i don't believe in zodiac signs
Pets No pets currently (but like them)
Gender Male
Music Post Rock, Celtic, Death Metal, Folk, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, Indie, Jazz, Rock, Rap, Punk, Progressive Rock, Metal
Fitness & Sports running, walking
Languages English
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests board games, video games, television, science, reading, music, movies, manga, internet, cosplay, computers, comic books, chess, killing zombies
Their Body Type slim, a few extra pounds, athletic, average, fit, pleasantly plump, skinny, slender, supermodel, voluptuous
Orientation straight
Relationship single - never married, single
Have Kids no - definitely want them though
Their Education Level post-Graduate, Master's Degree, graduate school, Doctorate, currently in college, college grad, Bachelor's Degree
Do they smoke? no - will not date a smoker
Do they drink? beer, liquor, socially, wine
They currently live with roommate(s), with pets, with parents, there is a party every night, on a pirate ship, in a van down by the river, family and friends visit often, alone
Political Views liberal, independent, democrat
Personality liberal, romantic, nerd, intellectual, lover, geek, fun loving, coffeeholic, artistic
Religious Views Agnostic, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Not Religious, Jewish, Atheist
They are looking for the yin to my yang, soulmate, romance, relationship, mr. right, dating
Gender Female

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