Addictcoder, 36

Can we just order pizza? -I develop and play games.
-I tried that band thing. We sucked.
-I tried the army. That sucked.
-Now I slay dragons for a living.
-Seen any dragons lately? You're welcome.
-I only read IT textbooks.
-I act tough.
-I'm not tough.
-I can say 'No' in Spanish.
-I love beer.
-I speak English and C#.
-Quit doing the duckface. You look like you're from Whoville.
-Nothing beats pizza. Except, sometimes meatloaf.
-if (atWork) {
GetComponent().enabled = false;
}
-They're, their, and there. I know those words.
-I don't have muscle pictures... or muscles.
-Sometimes, I get board and go save the world.
-I don't have a facebook, twitter, or instagay. Not into it.
-I can only remember three Chuck Norris jokes.
-If you have pictures of yourself in your underwear on here, or anywhere on the internet, I automatically think you're a whore.
-I don't like whores.