I may not be the best looking guy on earth, however I defy you to find a guy who looks this good in these jeans, lol. I clean up nice. Don't believe me? Find out for yourself. I triple dog dare you. Yeah I breach etiquette. I just might be that bad boy you are looking for. I also use my salad fork for the main course. Try to control yourself.
Most of my time is consumed with studying and trying to find the perfect chicken noodle soup recipe. I work out some, but those weights are heavy. You pick them up you put them down, it is not so much exercise as indecision (in my spare time I am a comedian). I am also interested in public policy. They say you can't fight city hall. They were right. That thing is huge and made of brick.
I'm looking for a soul mate; a woman who will be my friend as well as my romantic companion. I have been made aware of the fact that there is a high premium placed on a lack of "drama" and "not playing games." The only "games" I play are video in nature and the only "drama" I have ever been involved with was when I played a moving Richard III.
I love children though I do not have any and my life is very stable. I plan on purchasing a house in the near future, then a nice set of Texans season tickets.
I am highly educated and can discourse on any topic for hours with the exception of clothing. I do not lie or cheat...even though I am an attorney.
All in all, I am the best guy ever. I can dance, cook, and once had to be cut out of a pair of Chinese handcuffs.
Please feel free to contact me for more information. I look forward to hearing from you.
M
