Airbrushist, 44

Just looking for my partner for the zombie apocalypse I'm a self certified nerdy geek like guy of the horror movie, graphic novel variety. I just moved to the land of zombies from Portland OR and I haven't really met anyone with my passion for all things alternative and counter culture. I prefer real conversation of sports scores and would rather meet someone not afraid to be themselves. I'm currently wearing a shirt with the goofy white dude from Office Space flipping a west coast sign and the words "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta" on it. I like pizza. I am airbrushist who suffers from sarcasticitus and a procrastinational defect to my motivation (but I'm taking medicine for that, though there is no helping the first one). I'd rather laugh about something than B---- about it though I am known for Adam Carolla like rants about things from idiot drivers to the destruction of the English language thanks to text message language (please, lets keep the LOL's and OMG's to a mininmum). And seriously, what the hell is up with the duck face? When did women decide it was hot to contort your face in photos? I hate you Myspace.