Alligator768, 52

"My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

(no fair googling it!)

Hello, thanks for stopping by.
How's this for an attention getter: during my 37 years of life, I've moved 18 times! I've lived all over, as well as overseas. All that moving has its pluses and minuses (minusii? minusices?--oh wait, here we go: "Onanssississ's"--this is your big clue to the above). I’ve gotten to meet a lot of good people and still keep in touch with the ones I’m closest to. It has taught me objectivity and the patience to absorb another's point of view.

Honest, loyal, introspective, a good listener. These are some words I'd use to describe myself. Others are: funny, quirky, playful and touchy-feely. Here's something else you might like to know about me: (hold on to your chairs ladies) yes, *gasp* I’ll even stop to ask directions. Though I'm usually prepared enough before hand not to need to resort to such despicable acts.

I have 2 very boisterous boys of the canine variety, so I’m definitely a dog person. Cats? Well, let's just say cats and I don't get along very well.

I work in IT supporting a government system. It can be challenging at times, but that's why I like it. It'd be even better if the politics could be left out, but ceste la vie (sorry, can't figure out how to put accents into this text.)

I’m looking for a smart woman with a great sense of humor who can take as well as give a good joke. Note: I said a smart woman. That doesn’t mean you have to be a rocket scientist. Level of education attained and smarts do not necessarily have a linear relationship.

I’m attracted to women who have confidence in themselves, but not to the point that it overshadows those around them. Big egos and cattiness are a pet peeve of mine.

Let's simply start with getting to know each other and see how things progress naturally.