Anticulture, 46

Bite me, I don't need a friggen' tagline I'm a dirty little code monkey. I build websites for both local and national clients, I babysit an LCMS for a global corporation, and I drink too much Mountain Dew. Now that we have that stereotype out of the way, I'm a father to a little girl first and everything else second. I listen to eclectic music, which apparently as of a few years ago makes me a hipster. Go ahead and stuff me into whatever social sub-genre you think you can narrow me down to, quite frankly I could care less how I'm defined by the outside world. I play fantasy football, drink rum straight, and enjoy the occasional cigar. Despite the fact that my kid is the polar opposite of me in every way, I enjoy nothing more than spending time with her. I hate Minecraft and would like to put a voodoo hex on whoever introduced her to it. I'm here because I'm in need of frequent distraction. I'm not good with endings, so bye,