• BRONNBLACKWATER Identifies As:
  • Gender: Male
  • Orientation:Straight
  • STATS Height: 5'10"
  • Weight: 190 lbs
  • Age: 40 years old.

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Thursday 03 November 2011

A redneck wearwolf who says Old black water keep on rollin' mississippi moon gonna keep on shinnin' ... [more]

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Metal Wizard seeks Crafty Rogue

Metal Wizard seeks Crafty Rogue Somewhere out there, amidst the flotsam of banal cookie-cutter clones and miserably misshapen cliche-amalgams, there is someone of unique quality - someone of worldly experience and esoteric enlightenment, possessing a vast array of skills, wit, mystery, and mettle - and it is this person I must find. She's at home at a country hearth, atop a scholar's tower, under a slummy city underpass, amidst a palace ballroom, or upon a battlefield. She will be sultry yet shrewd, brazen yet honorable, as kind as a kiss on a summer breeze yet fierce as the gales from a hurricane: a Maiden, Mother, and Crone. For, it is known, she will be my companion, my confidant, and my queen. As of now, apart, we are both great, but less than perfect. Together, there will be nothing we cannot do, for from the fires of our passion we will forge an army of magnificent Uber-mensch, marching forth while the world trembles beneath our feet! It is known. Until then, I`ll be wearing wolf pelts, silver robes, and a horned helm. I stand atop the summit of a red mountain next to a gray stone dais, upon which is a hefty leather-bound tome, within which I transcribe the final word of power with a black raven`s feather. Just then, the sky splits with electric blue, showing ever briefly the silhouettes of colossal horizon-borne beasts, quickly followed by darkness and roaring peels of thunder. Under the chaotic din, below me, wild-haired and lusty harlots with ridiculously disproportionate Frank-Frazetta style chest-to-waist ratios grasp at my ankles and gasp out their siren-song of ecstasy, begging for the merest touch of the mighty energy ebbing forth from me. I kick them aside, knowing too well the hollow rewards and draining vampirism offered from the kiss of the succubi, and step to the precipice, holding aloft in one hand the Hero`s Tale and my blood-crimsoned battle-axe in the other, as I challenge the heavens, crying into the maelstrom above, "BEHOLD! EXCELSIOR!" The King of Cleveland


About Me  (My Interests / Hobbies / Groups)

Body Type
fit, athletic, average
sci-fi, horror, comedy, action, drama, indie
Eye Color
Hair Color
light brown
single - never married, single
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though
Education Level
Income level
Do you smoke?
only when I drink
I currently live
on a pirate ship, with pets
Socially, I am
comic relief
Political Views
Food Related
Indian, Japanese, Chinese, Italian, Mediterranean, Spicy, Sushi, Thai, Eat Out Frequently
fun loving, redneck, intellectual
tattoos, werewolf, goatee, superhero
Religious Views
Not Religious, but Spiritual, Not Religious
I'm looking for
the yin to my yang
My Sign
capricorn : dec. 22-jan. 19
Fish, Rats, Pot-Bellied Pig, Dogs, Turtle
Classical, Progressive Rock, Death Metal, Rock, Folk, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Industrial, Jazz-Fusion, Celtic, Metal
Hair Style
long hair, ponytail
Fitness & Sports
martial arts, hiking, swimming, cycling, weightlifting, fencing, bowling

Computers ; Sci Fi ; Science ; Video Games ; Role Playing Games ; Reading ; Comic Books ; Writers and Poets


About My Match  (What I'm looking for)

Hobbies & Interests
comic books, computers, cooking & recipes, cosplay, coupon clipping, dancing, fishing, fleamarkets, gardening, horseback riding, hunting, internet, killing zombies, larp, magic, movies, music, naturism, nudism, painting, photography, pole dancing, reading, robotics, target practice, video games, wine tasting, writing
Their Body Type
a few extra pounds, athletic, average, fit, pleasantly plump, skinny, slender, slim, supermodel, thick, voluptuous
horror, nothing but porn, sci-fi
Their Ethnicity
Asian, Caucasian, Indian, Pacific Islander, Vulcan
single, single - never married, widowed
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person, yes, yes - single parent home
Their Education Level
college grad, currently in college, post-Graduate, some college
Income level
$100,000+, $25,000-$50,000, $50,000-$100,000, Less than $25,000
Do they smoke?
ceremonial smoking, cigarettes, clove cigarettes, daily, no - open to dating smokers though, only when I drink, socially, 420
Do they drink?
beer, daily, like a fish, liquor, no, only blood, socially, wine
They currently live
alone, family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, with kids, with parents, with pets, with roommate(s)
Food Related
Always Dieting, BRAINS!!!, Carnivore, Chinese, Diet Every Now & Then, Eat Out Frequently, Fine Dining, Gluten-free Diet, Hot Sauce on Everything, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?), Mediterranean, Omnivore, Pescetarian, Spicy, Sushi
clown, coffeeholic, conservative, extrovert, fashionista, flirt, frugal, fun loving, intellectual, introvert, loner, lover, nerd, pirate, professional, punk, redneck, romantic, total slacker, type a, white trash
cougar, magician, ninja, nudist, piercings, pirate at heart, psychic, tattoos, vampire, werewolf
does coffee count?, let's see, how should I answer this (wink, wink), never, prescription only, socially, what, are you a nark?
They are looking for
conversation, dating, friends - with benefits, mr. right, penpal, relationship, romance, roommate, something REALLY hot, soulmate, the yin to my yang
Their Sign
cancer : june 21-july 22, capricorn : dec. 22-jan. 19, pisces : feb. 19-march 20, scorpio : oct. 23-nov. 21, taurus : april 20-may 20, virgo : aug. 23-sept. 22
Dogs, Fish
Heavy Metal, Industrial, Jazz-Fusion, Metal, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, Punk, Rock, Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Celtic, Chamber, Classical, Death Metal, Folk, Hard Rock, Hardcore

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