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Metal Wizard seeks Crafty Rogue
Metal Wizard seeks Crafty Rogue Somewhere out there, amidst the flotsam of banal cookie-cutter clones and miserably misshapen cliche-amalgams, there is someone of unique quality - someone of worldly experience and esoteric enlightenment, possessing a vast array of skills, wit, mystery, and mettle - and it is this person I must find. She's at home at a country hearth, atop a scholar's tower, under a slummy city underpass, amidst a palace ballroom, or upon a battlefield. She will be sultry yet shrewd, brazen yet honorable, as kind as a kiss on a summer breeze yet fierce as the gales from a hurricane: a Maiden, Mother, and Crone. For, it is known, she will be my companion, my confidant, and my queen.
As of now, apart, we are both great, but less than perfect. Together, there will be nothing we cannot do, for from the fires of our passion we will forge an army of magnificent Uber-mensch, marching forth while the world trembles beneath our feet! It is known. Until then, I`ll be wearing wolf pelts, silver robes, and a horned helm. I stand atop the summit of a red mountain next to a gray stone dais, upon which is a hefty leather-bound tome, within which I transcribe the final word of power with a black raven`s feather. Just then, the sky splits with electric blue, showing ever briefly the silhouettes of colossal horizon-borne beasts, quickly followed by darkness and roaring peels of thunder. Under the chaotic din, below me, wild-haired and lusty harlots with ridiculously disproportionate Frank-Frazetta style chest-to-waist ratios grasp at my ankles and gasp out their siren-song of ecstasy, begging for the merest touch of the mighty energy ebbing forth from me. I kick them aside, knowing too well the hollow rewards and draining vampirism offered from the kiss of the succubi, and step to the precipice, holding aloft in one hand the Hero`s Tale and my blood-crimsoned battle-axe in the other, as I challenge the heavens, crying into the maelstrom above, "BEHOLD! EXCELSIOR!" The King of Cleveland
About Me
Gender Male
Orientation Straight
Height 5'10"
Weight 190 lbs
Body Type average, fit, athletic
Movies sci-fi, comedy, indie, drama, action, horror
Orientation straight
Eye Color blue
Hair Color light brown
Ethnicity Caucasian
Relationship single, single - never married
Have Kids no - definitely want them though
Education Level post-Graduate
Profession Other
Income level $25,000-$50,000
Do you smoke? only when I drink
I currently live with pets, on a pirate ship
Socially, I am comic relief
Political Views libertarian
Food Related Mediterranean, Thai, Sushi, Spicy, Eat Out Frequently, Indian, Italian, Chinese, Japanese
Personality intellectual, redneck, fun loving
Individuality superhero, werewolf, goatee, tattoos
Religious Views Not Religious, but Spiritual, Not Religious
I'm looking for the yin to my yang
My Sign capricorn : dec. 22-jan. 19
Pets Fish, Rats, Pot-Bellied Pig, Turtle, Dogs
Gender Male
Music Death Metal, Classical, Celtic, Rock, Progressive Rock, Metal, Jazz-Fusion, Industrial, Heavy Metal, Hard Rock, Folk
Hair Style long hair, ponytail
Fitness & Sports cycling, swimming, hiking, martial arts, bowling, fencing, weightlifting
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests comic books, computers, cooking & recipes, cosplay, coupon clipping, dancing, fishing, fleamarkets, gardening, horseback riding, hunting, internet, killing zombies, larp, magic, movies, music, naturism, nudism, painting, photography, pole dancing, reading, robotics, target practice, video games, wine tasting, writing
Their Body Type a few extra pounds, athletic, average, fit, pleasantly plump, skinny, slender, slim, supermodel, thick, voluptuous
Movies horror, nothing but porn, sci-fi
Orientation straight
Their Ethnicity Asian, Caucasian, Indian, Pacific Islander, Vulcan
Relationship single, single - never married, widowed
Have Kids no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person, yes, yes - single parent home
Their Education Level college grad, currently in college, post-Graduate, some college
Income level $100,000+, $25,000-$50,000, $50,000-$100,000, Less than $25,000
Do they smoke? ceremonial smoking, cigarettes, clove cigarettes, daily, no - open to dating smokers though, only when I drink, socially, 420
Do they drink? beer, daily, like a fish, liquor, no, only blood, socially, wine
They currently live alone, family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, with kids, with parents, with pets, with roommate(s)
Food Related Always Dieting, BRAINS!!!, Carnivore, Chinese, Diet Every Now & Then, Eat Out Frequently, Fine Dining, Gluten-free Diet, Hot Sauce on Everything, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?), Mediterranean, Omnivore, Pescetarian, Spicy, Sushi
Personality clown, coffeeholic, conservative, extrovert, fashionista, flirt, frugal, fun loving, intellectual, introvert, loner, lover, nerd, pirate, professional, punk, redneck, romantic, total slacker, type a, white trash
Individuality cougar, magician, ninja, nudist, piercings, pirate at heart, psychic, tattoos, vampire, werewolf
They are looking for conversation, dating, friends - with benefits, mr. right, penpal, relationship, romance, roommate, something REALLY hot, soulmate, the yin to my yang
Their Sign cancer : june 21-july 22, capricorn : dec. 22-jan. 19, pisces : feb. 19-march 20, scorpio : oct. 23-nov. 21, taurus : april 20-may 20, virgo : aug. 23-sept. 22
Pets Dogs, Fish
Gender Female
Music Heavy Metal, Industrial, Jazz-Fusion, Metal, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, Punk, Rock, Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Celtic, Chamber, Classical, Death Metal, Folk, Hard Rock, Hardcore

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