Corndogmaestro, 38

Picky eaters need not apply. I'm a cook, and I take my passion seriously. Well, as seriously as one with a pink chef's knife can take it.

I do catering every now and then, makes ends meet and allows for my nerdy impulses to be acted upon. As for what those impulses are, you can run down the typical list of nerdy delights (vidja games, animu, nerdin' on the interwebs, so on and so forth). Of course I've got non-nerdy interests, that'd just be sad otherwise. That said, I cosplay at anime conventions. Sometimes crossplay, sometimes famously so.

I've been told that it's odd that I like to go clothes shopping, and can spend an entire day at the mall with a lady friend just poking about and trying stuff on. My girlfriend describes me as "the gayest straight man ever", so you can probably guess how I do with my actual taste in clothing. Oh, in case you failed to notice that bit in the relationship status, I am in an open relationship, and I love my girlfriend very much, so no "usurpers to the throne" or any drama gunboats like that, please.

Anyhoo, back to things. I adore wandering about the streets of Seattle, a bit of urban exploration's always fun, I like grocery shopping which is apparently a little weird, and, well, I'm almost always up for anything. Short of tattooing Chumbawamba on my ass, I'll do just about anything that anyone in my party's up to doing.

Oh yeah, physical description thing. Yeah, I'm a little chubby, but that seems to be how it is in the nerd game. You're either a little poochy or a rail. That said, I maintain my health as well as any other person does, so there ya go. I have near-absurd muttonchops and I refuse to cut them you can't make me. I'm a fan of bandannas, for reasons that I can't really understand myself, so that's what that's all about. And yes, I'm ending this on a note about bandannas. Deal.

Totally ripping myself off from another dating site on this thing. It's 103 out and I'm not typing something new.