Dreamtheaterem, 34

hi im an average guy. i like reading and learning new things. im currently majoring in medical science at college. my favorite subjects are science, math, and history. my hobbies are playing video games, reading, and exercising. i fear zombies, vampires, werewolves, and anything that lurks in the night. my ideal girlfriend is one who can protect me from those creatures and keep me safe at night. every night, vampires look at me from my window. whenever they do that, i get some garlic bunches and threaten them with it. but it doesnt seem to work. i wish i had some friends who can help me scare them away or something.