Drewphilip, 39

Hi, I'm Drew.

I'm quite awful at writing descriptions of myself and would much rather write an incredibly lengthy biopic of a fictional person's imaginary friend than even attempt a paragraph about myself. However, I'm sure you have no interest in Bjork Bearsson, so I shall swiftly bite the bullet and attempt some form of self analysis.

Most young boys want to be either A) A Footballer, which is painfully unimaginative, or B) James Bond. I Didn't. F**k James Bond, I wanted to the villain. They had lairs, and moon bases and sharks and had minions and were just plain awesome. Any of these things alone is vastly cooler than a watch that can double as a grappling hook... Who owns a watch in the age of the smart phone. Real power means not having to check the time... probably.

I like adventure. Put a mountain in front of me, I will try to climb it. Going round is for quitters. This does however contrast heavily with how I feel first thing in the morning.

If you're looking for someone fun, who can engage in normal regular dates, days at the park and possibly a player two on Mario Kart, then you should message me.

PS. Your'll win. I'm dreadful at Mario Kart Don't test me on Burnout though, I'll school you harder than Ron Burgundy reads the news.