Flydog, 43

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF.... Hello ladies, (and men who clicked the wrong button)

What can I say? Like many of you I have certain unusual tastes. I spend my nights around the table or in front of a screen laying waste to monsters, aliens and the occasional uppity orphan. I spend way too much time obsessing over type, including a position on the "Is Comic Sans really the chosen font of Satan?" debate. I'm the proud owner of a can of Tactial Bacon, and for the last five years I've been wondering how unicorn tastes.

Much to the dismay of several dungeonmasters.

But fear not, I'm not a total basement dwelling couch jockey. After all, I live on the second floor now. (rim shot) When I'm not penning (or in this case keying) smartassed personal desciptions of myself I host a radio programme dedicated to all forms of nerdcore music. And I have been known to subject myself to the burning light of the evil day star now and then.