Garrusvakarian, 38

I love all things nerd and geek. Comic books, movies, video games, music and the like. Most would say I'm spontaneous, quick-witted and often louder than I should be. I hear the terms "weird", "dorky" and "cocky most. My sense of humor does border on the offensive at times and I do tend to catch heat for it. I'm usually the one to say what everyone around me is thinking, whether or not it's a good idea. I can and will debate up and down n the most senseless of subjects. I believe my last debate centered around whether the Normandy SR2 would defeat the Enterprise D.

As for my taste in women, I love the quirky, nerdy, and dorky girls. Glasses are totally cute. The girls who stutter, girls who squeal when they're embarrassed, who stomp their feet when they're mad. Who collect goofy stuff and put it on display. Who sing, dance and love. Who pronounce their words perfectly. If you're taller than I, no dice. No offense, but tall women scare the hell out of me. Country girls are totally a no-go: horses scare the hell out of me; anything that runs that fast and weighs that much is a resounding nope. If you've ever uttered the phrase "yolo" in anything other than a sarcastic manner, or ever ever referred to anyone as a "hater", you may kindly keep on truckin'. If the first thing on your profile mentions your kids, sorry. I'm 25, that's way to young for children. Pride in your reproductive prowess is fine, but a successful dating situation it does not make.

"Hello ladies:

Look at your nerd, now back to me, now back at your nerd, now back to me! Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped watching Star Trek and switched to the 'Wars he could at least nerd like me. Look down, now back up? Where are you? You're on the wall at Westeros' snuggled up with the nerd your nerd could nerd like. What's on your finger? Back to me. It's the ring and I'm carrying you on my shoulders up the side of mount doom. look again, It's a Pokeball, and with Batman's he