Gaylordprime, 36

weird guy hello

i am bill, and i warn you i intend to be completely honest about myself, if you are looking for a flashy confident prince, then you really wouldn't like me

physically there may be nothing wrong with me, but my brain is a mess, i lack confidence and social finesse, this can make me come across as being dangerously weird but i can assure you that i'm completely harmless, and only mean well.

i often declare myself to be a male lesbian, based on my often girlish thought patterns and my love of womens clothes, i prefer relationships to sex, and don't seem to mix all that well with most types of men, combined with my inabilty to talk to women out of shyness i don't really do much human interaction


wow really selling myself here

but i believe in honesty, sure it may effectively be digging me a massive hole, but personally if i was a girl i wouldn't trust a guy on the internet that didn't say he was weird, that's a paradox, i at least won't disapoint anyone as i will not exagerate myself as you should not be misled into liking people based on lies and half truths.

to say something more positive about myself i'm quite athletic, i do parkour and tea kwon do, i'm not a master of either but can do few unnecessarily athletic movements which are fun,

i also love to draw, i really enjoy drawing girls as that way i can compliment without having to talk

i'm also extremely loyal and affectionate, and let women walk all over me, but i'm also the jealous type.