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Free cupcake for anyone who reads this! I’m here because I want to find someone. Not anyone. Someone awesome, someone perfect for me.

I have very traditional values, and very strong morals, but also a very unusual mind and spirit... which truth be told can sometimes be at odds with one another. But I like the person its made me, and I think I'm looking for the same in a girl.

Something of a contradiction... a wholesome... sweet... tattooed and pierced... forked tailed little angel of a girl. Shy... but also fearless. Willing to do anything as long as we had each-other's backs...
I try not to be a jerk to people as much as humanly possible. Very importantly, I don’t LIE, really. My 8th grade English teacher had this thing about lying. She hated it. And she would dish out punishment twice as harsh if she caught students lying… so she taught me at an early age to break the habit. I hated that teacher, but I owe her for life for teaching me that lesson. Lying only bites you in the --- in the end.

I have a childlike sense of whimsy. And by that I mean, I like cartoons, I like toys, I like playing... I like Disney World, and things that are colorful, and crazy and completely off-the wall... including girls.

That's not to say I can't be an adult. I know how to act mature in adult situations, and can speak politely and intelligently in said situations. I’m a smart guy. I graduated from college with honors. I can treat serious situations seriously, just like the next guy. I just try to be laid back I guess. I’m a Toys ‘R’ Us kid. I enjoy bikes, trikes and video games.

I'm a little odd, a little strange, a little weird... but exceedingly sweet and wholesome.

I relate a lot to Butters from South Park. Happy little boy... kinda odd, sometimes a bit naive and clueless. But well-meaning. Endearing. Everyone likes him, and all he wants to do is be everyone's friend... but deep within him lurks a dark and untamed fury named Professor Chaos.

That's me in a nutshell.
About Me
Gender Male
Orientation Straight
Height 5'06"
Hobbies & Interests movies, computers, comic books, board games, baking, cooking & recipes, history, internet, killing zombies, music, painting, photography, puzzles and brain teasers, reading, television, video games, writing
Body Type a few extra pounds
Movies action, comedy, drama, horror, indie, steamy, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation straight
Eye Color gray
Hair Color dark brown
Ethnicity Caucasian
Relationship single - never married
Have Kids no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person
Education Level Bachelor's Degree
Profession Artistic / Musical
Income level that's private
Do you smoke? no - open to dating smokers though
Do you drink? socially, no
Socially, I am shy at first, but warm up quickly, home body, comic relief, better in small groups, a couch potato
Political Views democrat, not interested in politics
Food Related BRAINS!!!, Candy is a Food Group, Right?, Comfort, Fast Food, Fine Dining, Italian, Omnivore
Personality clown, dominatrix, fun loving, geek, introvert, nerd, pirate, romantic, thrifty, total slacker
Individuality superhero, beard, werewolf, ninja, goatee
Religious Views Agnostic, Christian, Not Religious, but Spiritual
I'm looking for miss right, relationship, romance, dating, soulmate, penpal, conversation, the yin to my yang
My Sign taurus : april 20-may 20
Pets Dogs, Cats
Gender Male
Music Alternative Rock, Dance, Hard Rock, Pop, Punk, Rock, Ska, Techno
Hair Style short hair
Fitness & Sports walking

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