Brains are a lady's most attractive feature I'm John. Yeah, I'm a geek, two, but I'm not a zero, so gimme five. If there are seven rings for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, and three rings for Elven-kings under the sky, that leaves nine for Mortal Men doomed to die somewhere in the nine worlds. Now, if you're not a zero, either, and like dinner at eight, two, then face the fact that a message in a book is the best way to get to know this member of the Mahaffey clan in Trafford, Alabama. Alternatively, one might consider electronic forms of male. In which case, consider my last name right on the dot, but call me by my first name back when I was thirty two and a real G gangsta male. Riddle me that and you've got brains enough for us to get to know one another.