Jvacar622, 35

I really like how I joined 3,096,983 sites at once Hi, I'm Jeremy. This empty box is one daunting son of a B----.

Waxing philosophical about myself isn't one of my strong suits, but I guess I should probably put something here so you have some inkling of who I am.

I have four dogs, all Golden Retrievers, and all of them are pretty awesome, even though one steals my socks and one must summon poop from another dimension or something.

I'm an extremely random, sometimes not-so-clean-mouthed individual with no apparent internal filter. If something pops into my head, I'm saying it. Fortunately, this works out pretty well most of the time, and when it doesn't, I have running shoes.

I'm originally from New York City (Brooklyn, specifically), and lived there until I was 18, so I am very much a northerner, and I have a feeling no amount of sweet tea will change that, though I've recently started saying "y'all" at times without meaning to, and this worries me.

One final note for this section: I wish there were a missingno glitch for my gas tank. Also, if Abraham Lincoln were as good at still doing stuff post-mortem as Biggie and Tupac, he would probably still be president.