Mototeacher, 40

Wanted: Super-Dork I'm Ryan, a chopper driving, book reading, sports loving, movie watching, special-needs worker looking for an intellectual, goofy, smiley-face girl that loves various flavors. Being a special needs caretaker is very rewarding - like being a doctor, father, best-friend, psychologist, and magician all trivialized and then rolled into a profession burrito. If you don't absolutely love dry humor, I'm probably not your guy. Anything you say may be used to create a pun... At any time. I am skeptic who enjoys being wrong, because wisdom is power. I like to think I'm fairly powerful in that regard. Perhaps you can prove me wrong.

Goofiness is important to me. My pictures have captions, and if you don't read them, then you may be deceived. I like a girl that sees all of the details. For instance, My profile picture is one of me trying to look like guitarist Dave Navarro for Halloween. I don't aspire to be like Dave Navarro, or Russell Brand from 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall'. The reality is, I'm the biggest dork I know, and not at all a hard-core biker guy. There should be a term for nerdy-biker-guy. Hmmm, Eureka! If you interestingly peeked, I have peaked your interest, and you are up to the challenge, please inform me of what such a classification would be called.


Things I would love to love with a love: being the other half of a 2 person book club. Having an impromptu jam session(I dabble with my djembe drums, and harmonica). Going back to Havasupai or exploring some new wondrous place, concerts, festivals, sporting events, renaissance fairs, museums, book stores, or...?! To be able to look at you and not say anything, but smile, knowing you know I get it, puzzles, not-because-we're-bored games, and movie marathons, seemingly endless witty raillery