Oldfashioned, 36

Alright let's get down to business. I'm Max, a resident weirdo and all around nerd headmaster. I like to watch cartoons, build tiny WarHammer men and paint them, waste my life on the interwebs and the related series of tubes, and of course I am a Dungeon Master (yeah ladies, did you feel the goosebumps?)

I'm looking for a fellow nerd who appreciates all the things that makes us geeks and dorks fun, all the awkward jokes, the shy flirting, mismatched clothes, etc. Now I must say I am very attracted to girls with glasses, we can just say it's a fet--- of mine, but yeah screwed up vision gets me hot.

Now to be fully honest I'm not sure what I'm looking for, perhaps just a new friend to talk to, perhaps just a good friend to mess around with (yeah you know... we nerds know how to pop in a Brian McKnight album and turn the lights low), or maybe a girl to really settle down with. Whatever the relationship give me a buzz, I'd like to think I'm a real gentleman with a bizzare sense of humor (I'm a 4channer, inb4 no girls on the interbutt), and I freaking love to cuddle like no man's business. So if cuddling watching an obscure movie or while flipping through the latest Monster Manual sounds like a good use of your time, send me a message or im me on AIM @ TwistedEssence12 though I may not immediatly respond (I work at Sony during the day).

So will anyone be the princess this knight needs to collect keys in order to get to the boss stage and get the high score? (Sexual innuendo? You be the judge.)


Ciao

-Max