Omnipocket, 37

Omnipocket is not my real name. Jesus, I don't know what to say in these things. I never do. Pretty much everything I could say has already been made plainly obvious by the simple fact that I had to make this profile anyway. So basically, hi. I am so bad at meeting people in real life that my only option is to use the Internet and hope against hope that anyone I wind up talking to on here is who they say they are and not some old sweaty dude. Gotta love technology for giving me yet another opportunity to be mislead and disappointed...