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I believe a good man is like a zombie... he'll love you for your brains. ~.^ Hello there, and welcome to my profile. Let me give you a tour.
I come in a variety of flavors. I'm several part Daria and Johnny Depp with a hint of Harley Quinn. Throw them in a blender, hit "frappe," and you get me... or a mess. I believe humor is the cure to the common frown. I am appropriately inappropriate, but tactful and well-mannered when required. So let's have fun!
I'm Prince Charming's inte
. I'm not perfect, nor do I pretend to be, but damn do I try. If fair lady needs help then I'll mount on my trusty 4-wheeled steed to your rescue. I always aim to be respectful and polite, even towards men. I don't expect anything from anyone that I wouldn't first expect from myself.
I enjoy the presence of clever, honest, humorous, and understanding ladies who aren't afraid to speak their mind.
I'd ideally prefer a serious relationship, but I'm not actively looking for it. I don't like getting my hopes up, you know?
For all the ladies looking for someone who'll never give you up or let you down, I invite you to join me on the epic quest known as "life" and sail concrete seas to embark on adventures of the delicious kind! Quest rewards may include fun game nights, relaxing massages, sweet kisses, and eating tacos to the sound of Careless Whisper. I look forward to chatting with you!