Rinzler89, 36

My ancestors overthrew their slave drivers. I wish I was Chuck Norris's sidekick. I think I used to be a samurai in a past life. I suck toes and tickle hoes. I eat red crayons cause the red ones taste the best. I scored an 80 on the ASVAB and my hardest questions were "match the shapes". I jock b i t c hes and slap hoes. I made Dr. Phil cry. I once escaped prison with a wooden gun. I must've been raised by lions, because if you tickle me the right way I purr. I'm an olympic-level snuggler. Tell Tom Hanks I found Wilson, he's right next to Spalding. I secretly train at night to be a vigilante. I only sweat money. Don't smoke pot, it stimulates your mind.
P.S.
"The hardest ones to love are the ones who need it the most."
~Dan Millman~

In all seriousness, I just want a gal who's as random/cheesy/cooky as me. Normie girls bore me to death with their dull "I'm a normie girl!" routine. I need someone who can keep up with me and someone who knows what they want in life. The rest is open-book.