Sandwichpuncher, 42

Ah, yes. Goons. For countless years they have been the dream of many a young girl. How many young girls? Well, we're not quite sure. In modern times goons have suffered from quite a bad rap. They are said to be brash and exhibit skullduggary. Ladies, this is not so! I am a goon that is quite charming, energetic, uplifting, and made of 100% kindness. Goons can be good! Just give a goon a chance; a goon's chance in hell? I like those odds!

But honestly, I am a goofy guy. I like old video games and acting like a big kid despite having a real life job and responsibilities. And if you can believe it, there is more to me than this! I have food that I like, I wear tall socks and shorts, I have double jointed thumbs, I like to travel, speak a foreign language, and more comma-separated attributes!

But in the most serious tone I can use, I am 26 and have a great outlook on life. I love people who act like themselves all the time and who tend to be on the goofy side. Sound like you? Send me a message!