Slaydeth, 43

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I'll trade my shirt for a grilled cheese.
I'll trade my shirt for a grilled cheese. Meh, I'm just your average run of the mill goofball with aspergers! I like quoting TV shows and movies... saying funny, completely off the wall s---, even in innappropriate circumstances (although that normally isn't on purpose. lol) I love cringe humor, and am big on self deprecating humor (hey if you can't laugh at yourself... or point out what a complete and utter boob you are, how is everyone else going to?) I love adult oriented cartoons (NOOOOO I'm not talking about animated pr0nz...-----)such as Fam Guy, SP, and the like, and I'm a huge metal head. I've seen Slayer 17 times!(I'm either a fan, or a fanatic I don't know...fun times either way!) Anyway, that's me in a nutshell pretty much. What am I looking for in a female? Someone kind and sweet, funny, nerdy, intelligent, someone that's not easily offended, and someone with a lot of patience. I can be a complete dork...
About Me
Gender Male
Orientation Straight
Height 6'01"
Weight 270 lbs
Hobbies & Interests travel, internet, coupon clipping, computers, killing zombies, mime, music, pole dancing, reading, sports, video games, writing
Body Type fat and proud
Movies action, sci-fi, indie, horror, drama, comedy
Orientation straight
Eye Color brown
Hair Color dark brown
Ethnicity Caucasian
Relationship single - never married
Have Kids no - maybe with the right person
Education Level some college
Profession Other
Income level that's private
Do you smoke? 420
Do you drink? socially
I currently live in a van down by the river
Socially, I am shy at first, but warm up quickly
Food Related Comfort, BRAINS!!!, Chocoholic, Fine Dining, Italian, Junk Food Junkie, Omnivore, Soul Food
Individuality cougar lover, goatee, ninja, piercings, pirate at heart, tattoos
Religious Views Agnostic
I'm looking for soulmate, the yin to my yang, something interesting, romance, relationship, miss right now, conversation, dating, fun, miss right, travel companion
My Sign cancer : june 21-july 22
Gender Male
Music Metal, Rock, R and B, Jazz, Industrial, Hip Hop, Heavy Metal, Hard Rock, Death Metal, Classical, Alternative Rock
Fitness & Sports weightlifting, armchair quarterback, basketball, walking, pole dancing

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