Thatweirdguy, 38

I once crammed a skittle up my nose and had it come out of my mouth, it was one of the most uncomfortable experiences of my life. I was six though, now for fun I read , play paint ball (nothing like hunting the most dangerous prey), play video games, and write (fiction). That's not all but going over it all would be soooo boring.

The greatest authors ever born were Kurt Vonnegut Jr, Asimov, and whoever wrote the Necronomicon (great light read).

I'm funny or at least that what my grandma keeps telling me (see funny). I have the uncanny ability to keep myself entertained anywhere simply by zoning out, it's great.

As for what I'm looking for, the answer would have to be a female. Around my age, who is smart has a good sense of humour, and some tattoos and body piercings wouldn't hurt either. It's not required though.