I've been told by oasis that i need some more information in my profile, so here goes.
My journey began in 1992 in the suburbs of Ottawa Canada. Born to a Hispanic mother and French father. At the age of 3, i learned to wield a sword and shield. Seventeen years later, and with the help of Sun Tzu, i have mastered the art of war.
But seriously
For all you people who actually read peoples profiles, here are 10 not-so-interesting facts about me
1. I am actually Canadian, but lived in the UK most of my life
2. I have a cat called Mittens!
3. I've been to 9 different countries and lived in 5 different places in my life.
4. I have another cat called Lizzie!
5. I start alot of sentences with " I ".
6. I am a 23-time Guinness World Record holder.
7. I once sang a rap song about fish
8. AIDs is the butt of half of my jokes ( sorry if you have it!)
9. The other half is "your mom" jokes ( haha can you imagine ?)
10. I used to think "gang bangs" were when gangs shot at eachother.
Thanks for reading, and if you like what you see, please add
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