Thirdmariobro, 40

Lonely Video Game Writer needs Princess to save Hi, my name is Lucas. I find it hard to write a personal description or in-depth analysis of "me", so instead here's a list of fun tidbits I've compiled. I'm somewhat of an anti-social loner. Around friends/family, I'm full of bad jokes and random funny voices. I hate liars. Who says nerds can't take care of their appearance? Whatever happened to doing the little things for each other? I like to watch bad movies and ridicule them heavily. Laughter is the best medicine. If we can't laugh, we cry or die. I love all music, but worship New Jack Swing. Huge Disney fan. Disney/Pixar animation represents the eternal optimism within all of us that must prevail in this increasingly cynical world. I don't act my age. In fact, I wish nobody would. I love Halloween. Best holiday EVER. I love seeing the happiness in someone's face when you figure out the perfect gift without them having to tell you. I'm a sarcastic ass, but with a dreamer's eternal optimism. My favorite animated film is The Little Mermaid. Guys who think that isn't "manly enough" can kiss my ass. Born again Star Wars/Tron fan. It hate how the first question so many people ask when they meet a person is, "What do you do for a living?" Why are we so defined by our jobs? Isn't what's inside more important, or is everybody just wanting to check our reps so you can peg where we fit on the social status chart? Stephen Colbert for president. I hate shoes, love the touch of skin, and the sound of a heartbeat. I love vinyl records. I openly worship Cyndi Lauper. I have a long standing obsession with concepts surrounding death. Ego isn't my thing. Pirates Ninjas - Pirates know how to party. Zombies Aliens - Easier to kill. Is it odd that I would love nothing more than to move into the Addams Family house? Proud owner of a turtle/bearded dragon. Been to every E3 Expo since 2004. I collect 1980s/90s TV commercials.