Zerocypher, 48

’m complicated,I like toast!! I am a strange INDIVIDUAL and require that the world around me change at an alarming rate. I shriek in fear at the sight of hormonally excited rednecks playing banjos. I repel plastic people with my powers of “ not giving a s--- what your friends say”. I am comfortable with the fact that my ancestors once flung their excrement and ate each other’s parasites. I care not WHO created the universe, but I do care about WHAT the universe is. I detest homogonous stagnant belief in FATE and will do my best to determine the appropriate paradox to trap its existence in a world of chaotic personal choice…OH s--- NATURE BEAT ME TO IT!! I’m subject to moments of original thought and will most likely irritate those that refuse to use their gift of free thought. I like to watch the cockfight “ Intelligent Design vs. Evolution”. Science vs. Lazy is fascinating! It’s like watching a naked 800LB man convincing a 5-gallon bucket of Ben and Jerry’s to just jump in his mouth.