Zooweemama, 47

Zoo wee mama! I must warn you, I love to play games with women...in particular Scrabble, Sorry, Battleship, Memory and Go Fish. Not really into fashion, pretty much a t-shirt and jeans kinda guy. Not that I can't afford to shop for clothes at Macy's, I just could care less. Target is the way to go I am perfectly comfortable laying around the house on a Sunday afternoon curled up with a good book and mug of hot chocolate dressed in full scuba grear (goggles and all) but I also love a night out on the town wearing my top hat, tuxedo and bunny slippers. I am just a regular everyday normal guy, ie...I have trouble opening my eyes under water, I clinch my eyes real hard when I wash my hair because the shampoo stings, Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman, my parents are really nice people, my mom makes great meatballs, Celene Dion's voice brings a tear to my eye, I get scared when I go see the dentist, I still watch VHS tapes, my grandparents call me on my birthday and sing happy birthday on my voice mail, sometimes I will walk into a room of my house and then completly forget why I went in there, I love Captn' Crunch cereal however I have a difficult time fully enjoying it because it tears up the roof of my mouth because the corners of those little sugar coated pillows are so darn sharp, sticks and stones break my bones but it is the words that make me cry, when I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher...I just roll in a ball while you kick me in the back...honestly I probably won't fight back, sometimes when walking down the stairs I will not realize that there is one more step and I will almost break my neck, I dont ever want to get STABBED, when I have nothing to say I usually talk about the weather, my favorite flavor Kool Aid is purple, I wear sweatpants in public when I feel lazy, I refuse to spend more than $12 on a haircut, our genitals are Juliet and our hands are Romeo, to be productive at work I need to be well rested, I do not like margarine I perfer the tas