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roboempath
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Here's some off-color humor to get things rolling
1) IQ test - WHich of the following does not belong in this group:
a) an egg
b) your wife
c) meat
d) a bl@w job
Answer - d, because you can beat an egg, you can beat your wife, your beat your meat, but you can't beat a bl@w job
Q:Whats the difference between a man's wife and his job?
A: After 20 years, his job still sucks
Paradox - If a man says something in the woods where no woman can hear him, is he still wrong? |
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lauratear
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I probably shouldn't find that funny, but I do.
The last one is by far the best.
And the answer is yes, he is still wrong.
Not because women are always right mind you...
I'm not that supercilious...
But because he's yelling, in a forest.
COME ON.
He has to be crazy.
Or do all men do that for fun? |
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rubixx
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yes and:
what do you call a dead blonde in the closet?
the 1986 hide and seek champion of the world. |
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protozoa
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`LOL! I loved them all! XD I read in a forward recently:
"I told my wife I wanted to eat out, and when I came home from work, there was a sandwich on the front porch." LOL!!!
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psiguy
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Here we go...
Whats the difference between Paris Hilton and the Titanic?
Only 1500 people went down on the Titanic.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stranded on a desert island and stumble across a genie's lamp. The genie says he will give them each a wish. The brunette says she misses her family and wants to be home with them. So be it says the genie and with a poof she was gone! The redhead says she wants to be at the bar with her friends having a good time. So be it says the genie and with a poof she was gone! Now the blonde looks around and says i'm lonely i wish my friends were here. the genie chuckles and poof!
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cobracmndr
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`well to go with the other Genie joke....
three men find a magic lamp on top of a cliff, so they rub it together. The genie says they each get one wish, so the first man runs and jumps from the cliff and screams "i wanna be a hawk!" and poof he turns into a hawk and flys away. The next man does the same thing but when he jumps he says "I wanna be an eagle!" and poof turns into an eagle and flys away. The third man runs to the edge of the cliff and starts to say " I wish i were a..." but trips on a rock and screams "...Shhhhhiiii......" lol
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randomshoes
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rubixx wrote: yes and:
what do you call a dead blonde in the closet?
the 1986 hide and seek champion of the world.
Reminds me of a Monty Python sketch... but what doesn't right?
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