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iswallowedabug
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There's a "Deep Thoughts" forum, but no Jack Handey thread?
How can this be?
"We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me."
- a Deep Thought by Jack Handey |
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wilhelm8474
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I like this one best.
"I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are looking for a whale. They look and look, but you know what? They never find him. And you know why they never find him? It doesn't say. The book leaves it up to you, the reader, to decide. Then, at the very end, there's a page you can lick and it tastes like Kool-Aid."
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ravensflyte
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`"Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window."
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donateblood
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`"I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to aim a gun at me, let a lone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming it at me? I'd just sort of slip off to the side and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their hands."
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quailman
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quailman
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``I totally came to this forum because I was curious to see if anyone mentioned Jack Handy. You all rock.
This being said : "I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye."
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