Banana6, 45

I want a passionate super awesome guy. Physical contact is important, I am not a robot. I hope you are not a robot. If you are a robot then I hope you are good looking robot who likes to wear hats. That is the best kind of robot- the one with a sense of humor and can pull off the hat thing like a pro. I love the big nose, nice hair thing on guys although sometimes a shaved head is kinda cute. I like peanut butter.....what else should I say. My ideal match would be a guy that I could do absolutely nothing with on a Sunday afternoon and have a blast. I love the beach and sea creatures (especially eating them). I think squid are adorable. I would like to be more spontaneous. Hanging out in the kitchen while cooking and drinking is sometimes more satisfying that going out on the town. I love watching bad movies (as long as you don't mind me talking over the characters) and good movies too. Sometimes I'm a little unconventional: I write in outline format frequently, I like to collect things that make me laugh like a piggy bank that looks really concerned, I invent my own holidays because in reality some holidays suck (who actually likes Easter?), I wear wigs sometimes because it is fun to be a different person for a while and I wish I lived on a boat
I'm looking for someone who doesn't think I'm nuts for wanting to donate bone marrow and make tee shirts that say "Your moms so fat, nobody likes you". I like to paint on occasion. If I had one super power it would be to breathe underwater. I frequently refer to myself as a jerk. I'm a little sarcastic at times and it would be super awesome to be with someone I could tease and they wouldn't act like "little Suzy cries a lot".