Elfmaid, 56

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Need a little MAGIC in your life?
Need a little MAGIC in your life? Hullo! *friendly waves* I'm a warm-hearted genuine person, a nice girl in most senses of the word- but not a doormat and certainly not bland. A quirky sense of humor, lively personality, keen intelligence, a love of life and a touch of the fae are other aspects to me that folks seem to really enjoy; I've never lost that child like wonder and excitement no matter what life has thrown at me!

I'm a cutely pretty and youthful BBW and likely to always be so. I do not look nor act the age that is on my ID.

I love video games, comic books, japanese animation, crafts of all kinds, sewing, singing... if it's creative I probably do it! An unrepentant she-geek of the highest order, I delight in lots of very cerebral things as well.

The music I love is almost everything; alternative like Evanescence, classic rock like Heart, 80's tunes, jazz, hard rock, soundtracks... I love everything except hip hop, rap and the twangiest country.


What I am NOT (and steadfastly refuse to be) is a manipulative money-hungry shallow woman who is vain about her looks, likes to play head games, I will NOT spend your money and isolate you from your friends. NO freaking way! I am dead set again no-win situations, men these days get treated badly and I won't contribute to that. ^_^

I'm looking for a total sweetheart with a keen intelligence, a killer sense of humour who is willing to grow and wants a steadfast companion by his side. I'd love someone who is supportive and gentle, assertive, kind and enjoys being loved to bits and treated like the treasure he truly is.

If romance blooms, great, if not, oh well. A willingness to be honest, to communicate and meet me half-way will get you further than flattery and flowers. I'm not high maintenance, and would hope you aren't either! ^_^

If you are genuinely interested in something delightfully, sweetly REAL, please feel free to message me! Like a dark fairy in the classic dark tales, when the elfmaid offers her hand, do yo
About Me
Gender Female
Orientation Straight
Height 5'04"
Weight 250 lbs
Hobbies & Interests comic books, computers, cooking & recipes, dancing, internet, killing zombies, manga, movies, music, reading, robotics, video games, writing
Body Type fat and proud, voluptuous
Movies action, comedy, indie, sci-fi
Orientation straight
Eye Color hazel
Hair Color auburn
Ethnicity Caucasian
Relationship single - never married
Have Kids no - maybe with the right person
Education Level some college
Profession Artistic / Musical, Internet, Other
Income level that's private
Do you smoke? no - will not date a smoker
Do you drink? socially
I currently live with pets, with roommate(s)
Socially, I am comic relief, flirt, home body, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, the life of the party
Political Views not interested in politics
Food Related Carnivore, Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, Diet Phobic, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Omnivore, Raw Food, Spicy
Personality extrovert, flirt, fun loving, geek, intellectual, introvert, loner, nerd, playa hater, romantic
Individuality cougar
Religious Views Not Religious, but Spiritual, Pagan, Wiccan
I'm looking for conversation, dating, fun, mr. right, relationship, romance, something interesting, soulmate
My Sign sagittarius : nov. 22-dec. 21
Pets Cat, Small Furry Creature
Gender Female
Music Alternative Rock, Celtic, Chamber, Choir, Classical, Dance, Death Metal, Folk, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, House, Indie, Industrial, Jazz, Karaoke, Metal, Pop, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, Punk, R and B, Rock, Techno, Trance
Hair Style bob cut
Fitness & Sports swimming, walking, dancing
Health Related chronic health issues, diabetic, meditation, minor dietary issues, minor health issues, therapy, western medicine
Looking for
Their Body Type slim, athletic, average, bodybuilder, fit, skinny, slender
Do they smoke? no - will not date a smoker
They are looking for dating, friends - with benefits, miss right, relationship, soulmate
Gender Male

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