• SPORK Identifies As:
  • Gender: Female
  • Orientation:Bisexual
  • STATS Height: 5'09"
  • Weight: 220 lbs
  • Age: 45 years old.

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Monday 21 December 2009



Tuesday 15 September 2009

I believe THE spork was the best invention EVER... That or I'm just completely un-educated. :S Hi.

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    Wednesday 12 November 2008
    From: drbufnstuff
    Message: you have a batboy tat!! your r so hot! lol

My Description

Nerdy McNerdingston

Nerdy McNerdingston well i have been told i am not a nerd, although i think they are just trying to be nice. i have piercings and tattoos, glasses. i am just now getting into comic books. i also make coffee and book music for said coffee making place. i do not caplitalize my i's unless i am writing a paper for school, or work. i like to make hummus and baba ganoush, my musical tastes vary and music is very important to me. i love movies but i need to be dragged out to see new ones, because there are so many old ones i havent seen yet. i like to sew but currently my sewing machine is broken. i am usually more attracted to people with piercings and/or tattoos and glasses. people with large vocabularies for heated discussions about what they are into most at the moment. i like art stuff too, especially color and layout.

About Me  (My Interests / Hobbies / Groups)

Body Type
fat and proud, pleasantly plump, a few extra pounds
sci-fi, comedy, horror, indie, bollywood, nothing but porn
pansexual, bisexual
Eye Color
green, hazel
Hair Color
black, depends on the day of the week
Caucasian, Other
single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
some college
Food Service, Artistic / Musical, Entertainment / Media, Executive / Management
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
I currently live
alone, with roommate(s), on a pirate ship, in a van down by the river
Socially, I am
comic relief, the life of the party, social butterfly, side kick, class clown, flirt, better in small groups
Political Views
socialist, not interested in politics, independent
Food Related
Vegan, Indian, Vegetarian, Japanese, Carnivore, Chinese, Omnivore, Raw Food, Spicy, Sushi, Organic, Gluten-free Diet, Thai
punk, redneck, flirt, extrovert, liberal, nerd, type a, geek, coffeeholic
psychic, circus clown, piercings, tattoos
Religious Views
Buddhist, Not Religious, Agnostic
let's see, how should I answer this (wink, wink)
I'm looking for
relationship, dating, friends - with benefits, friends only, conversation, penpal, something REALLY hot, travel companion, the yin to my yang, romance
My Sign
pisces : feb. 19-march 20
Cats, Tribbles
Female, Not Sure
Punk, Hip Hop, House, Indie, Motown, Techno
Hair Style
undetectable toupee, cornrows
Fitness & Sports
walking, dancing, skateboarding, cycling
Health Related

Science ; Internet ; Reading ; More of a Geek than a Nerd ; Nerd ; Geek ; Comic Books

About My Match  (What I'm looking for)

Hobbies & Interests
comic books, computers, cooking & recipes, dancing, fleamarkets, internet, killing zombies, movies, music, painting, reading, travel, video games, writing
Their Body Type
average, disabled, fat and proud, fit, large, overweight, pleasantly plump, skinny, slender, slim, thick, voluptuous, a few extra pounds, athletic
bollywood, comedy, horror, indie, sci-fi
asexual, bisexual, celibate, gay, lesbian, straight, transgender-ftm, transgender-mtf
Eye Color
divorced, off the market, just here for friends, open relationship, single, single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Do they smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though, only when I drink, socially
Do they drink?
no, only blood, socially
They currently live
alone, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, with roommate(s)
Socially, they are
better in small groups, comic relief, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party
Political Views
Food Related
Indian, Spicy
clown, coffeeholic, extrovert, flirt, fun loving, geek, intellectual, introvert, liberal, loner, nerd, pirate, professional, punk, redneck, romantic, thrifty, total slacker, tree hugger, white trash
beard, circus clown, cougar lover, piercings, pirate at heart, stache, tattoos
does coffee count?, never, what, are you a nark?
They are looking for
conversation, dating, friends - with benefits, friends only, relationship, the yin to my yang, travel companion
Cat, Dog, Ferret, Fish, Guinea Pig, Monkey, Rabbit, Rat
Female, Male, Not Sure, Transgender
Hair Style
curly, mohawk, mullet, rattail, shaved head, undetectable toupee

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