Susanholmes777, 51

Cute TG in SF seeks shy, awkward nerd Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.

Mkay last try. The damn site keeps deleting what I write.

My name is Susan and I'm mtf transgendered. I've been full time since '05. I moved to SF a year and a half ago. Folks don't like trans out here very much, the job market stinks and I've only managed to get part-time work. My transition has slid backwards and I've lost most of the ground I've gained since '05.

I don't want to escort or find some rich douche-bag to be a sugar daddy, but I need to get my life back on track. So I'm looking for someone of the nerd persuasion who is willing to help me with hair removal, hair replacement, breast augmentation and maybe some facial surgery over the course of the next 2-3 years.

What you get is me moving in with you, cooking, cleaning, dealing with pets and so on. Basically, I'll be your amazing girlfriend that suddenly dropped from space.

I do work - I can contribute and take care of my own basic needs except for all this medical stuff. I'm looking for nerdy guys because I love nerdy guys and they're usually smart enough to get that this isn't really all that. People did things like this for centuries.

I'm a great catch - I'm smart, I'm attractive, I cook, I'm relaxed, hard to upset, 4:20 friendly and independent. I'm affectionate, cuddly and I'm fantastic in bed. I'm comfortable anywhere - the phrase "Is that place trans-friendly" doesn't come out of my mouth.

No, really. I was a cigarette girl here for over a year. I worked bars and clubs in north beach and the effing marina. In my experience "scared" is something that happens to other people. Self-confidence? I gotz.

I have a great sense of humor, I'm educated, well-read and I don't make people guess what I'm thinking. I can keep up and contribute to intellectual conversations and I'm generally a pleasure to be around. Your friends will wonder how you got so lucky.

I'm also emotionally stable, comfortable in my own skin and relatively sane. Ever heard "Sexy, Smart or Sane: Choose two?" I'm an exception.

I'm humble, too, hah. Seriously, nobody's perfect but if you're into slighty dorky transgendered goth chicks I'm your girl.

I have some nerdy qualities myself so I don't get all butt-hurt if, say, my man wants to play Skyrim for hours. I like computer rpgs, comic books, science fiction, weird museums and nerdy outings - I used to be a regular at... what the hell was it called... Dorkbot! It was in Pittsburgh, this monthly thing where a bunch of nerds would get together at a bar or something and watch one or more demonstrations of a new invention or something along those lines.

I also have my own life, my own friends and my own things I do - you can be a part of that to whatever extent you like, but the point is I won't be in your face every second demanding attention.

Everybody says this - I mean it: looks aren't important as long as you don't smell bad all the time. I've dated a lot of nerdy guys, I'm well aware that working in front of a computer all day and night while drinking caffeine and sugar does not an Adonis make. Frankly, and again I know many say it, I think a big brain and a warm heart is way sexier than big shoulders and perfect teeth.

When the work is done, who knows? Two years is a long time for me to get accustomed to being with somebody and you'll be the guy who helped make my dreams come true. I'm not getting bottom surgery so one of the things you like isn't gong away.

As the start of relationships go, that ain't so bad.

So, yeah. If you're a nerdy guy who has always wanted to be in a relationship with someone like me, here's your chance to do it without the wrist-biting awkwardness of courtship rituals,

Still reading? Write me. Let's get together and talk about it.

Love is the law, love under will.