Tangerinechic, 34

"...the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes 'Awww!'"

I hate "gamur gurrrrrls" and those little twats who pop the lenses out of 3D glasses and take "geeky" Myspace pictures. That's not who I am. If you're into that fake s---, you can suck it. I love Star Trek and Doctor Who, Joss and Neil Gaiman. I love reading. Video games are wonderful. I have major wrist problems from a lifetime of clutching a controller.