Tracersaurus, 39

Set phasers to stunning Well... I'm pretty tired of 'the usual'. I want to find someone who actually has all of the qualities I'm looking for (kind, funny, intelligent AND good-looking), which is sadly like finding a needle in a haystack. I'm a witty, funny, nerdy and somewhat reclusive little bundle of awesomeness. I love to cook and tend to be good at traditional 'woman' things, with no offense intended to any feministas out there.. I do fun craft things like making paper jellyfish...or brains; I've done makeup effects for fun as an ongoing hobby for the last 10 years, so if you like zombies, you're in luck.

I spent 12 years as a professional Polynesian dancer (including fire spinning, both knife and poi), I'm into comics and other classically nerdy things like Star Wars, (some) Star Trek, Doctor Who, LOTR, George R R Martin and tabletop RPGs. There's more, but I tend to ramble, suffice to say I've never been accused of being boring and I've been told that if I were a cartoon character, I'd probably be something like Minerva Mink.

I like to spend my time constructing various bizarre death-match mash-ups like "Mr Clean VS The Brawny Man", "Godzilla VS 2 Unicorns", "The CA Raisins VS The Let's all go to the Lobby snacks" - or other equally odd but awesome things.